Former Mr. Bungle Member found guilty of first degree murder

Gives channel ID. It’s very Agatha Christie-esque or whatever the hell that new term is that little kids say because I’m too damn old for it and I really don’t know what any of it means. However, I know that this former resident, Mr. Bungle Jerk Theobald “Theo” Brooks Lengyel was a very bad boy who had just been found guilty of first-degree murder.

In case you forgot, the 55-year-old monster was accused of murdering his 61-year-old girlfriend Alice “Alyx” Kamakaokalani Herrmann in her own damn house in Capitola, California.

The jury reached its decision on Friday, October 11, just one day after Santa Cruz County Court began deliberations. The trial itself lasted six weeks, during which a recording was played from Hermann’s phone (I have to say “allegedly” here. But we all know it’s true) in which she can sadly be heard begging for Lengyel’s life as he chokes her to death .

Shit happened when Hermann went missing, he was last seen in December last year. A missing person investigation was launched and her remains were found in Tilden Regional Park in Berkeley, California. Lengyel was an obvious suspect and was arrested just a month after Hermann was marked missing, on January 2, 2024.

Apparently this was all triggered by the fact that Lengyel tried to force Hermann to play pool with him even though she didn’t want to. This escalated quickly as Lengyel dragged her dog into it for no fucking reason, threatening to kill the poor thing. Then, as the phone recording shows, things quickly escalated and she could be heard repeatedly begging for her life. This is heavy and just plain annoying.

What a fucking asshole. Lengyel faces life in prison, so at least he’ll rot like an expired meat suit. Our hearts go out to Hermann’s family and all the other people who were negatively impacted by this idiot’s actions.